He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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