EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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