I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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