using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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