yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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