we have pet lesbian snakes
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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