There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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