Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
