wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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