The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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