Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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