Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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