im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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