I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
tell me about the fingering
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