Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
