I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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