At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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