Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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