If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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