There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Congratulations! We have a period
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