Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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