: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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