im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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