its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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