i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
