I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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