lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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