who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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