Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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