i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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