Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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