My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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