They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Randomize
