Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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