Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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