That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
