And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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