home. puking in laundry basket.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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