Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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