dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
