yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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