when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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