I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
