Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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