I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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