i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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