He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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