My brain says no but my pants say off.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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