What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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