dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Where is the hickey?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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