So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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