I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Pants are for mortals
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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